I really shouldn't be doing this, I guess it's out of loyalty to my baby sister, but she is giving away free classes to her photography class for Christmas. You can either choose the basic class or go above and beyond her not basic class (what this entails I do not know, AND I'll probably never know, because you can bet your not so attractive baby that if I enter I'll never be picked. She's ashamed of me or she's ashamed of my Inkleys 100$ point and shoot special. Plus when I'm around her friends she tells me to stand in the corner because she tells me "sisters should be seen not heard." Who am I kidding, she never has me around her friends. Ahhh reminds me of my youth, I'll let you in on a little secret, Veronica was the "popular" sister, she was funny, cute and dressed really nicely. Leslie was "popular" in the sense that she was/is really pretty and super duper smart. Me, well let's just say I had none of those, I dressed really badly and my smarts was all street wise. Who am I kidding I didn't even hang out at the mall, instead I hung out in my room singing songs from Joseph and the Technicolor Dream Coat. Who am I kidding, again, everyone in the neighborhood knew I was the nerdy sister, that was NO secret.)
Since Vero is now quasi-famous in the north part of South Ogden, mainly in the Washington Terrace area, particularly in the old part of town (and when I talk about old, I'm talking about where the senior citizens live, like my parents, in the Ridgemont Condos) I've become a sort of semi-professional photography critic. Now I'll probably get some haters, namely my sister, when I'm going to be mentioning things that kind of make me cringe in this crazy line of business called photography.
Here are my things on my list for Veronica to please stop taking pictures of:
Parents making out while their children look on....(oh cringe, I don't even like to think my parents were even capable of doing "it" to conceive me, I choose to think that I was born in a sort of immaculate conception. The only old person I want to see making out with anyone is George Clooney, I draw the line at anything older. Note to any and all relatives of mine: I don't even want to think that you are capable of doing "it" so any reminders that you are doing "it" is not appreciated. You can be in the same room together, but do not slap each others buttocks, look longingly into each others eyes, smooch, giggle or show any other signs of attraction to each other. Look I grew up with these people, you had your own reasons to marry my siblings, but I've seen them going through puberty, so to me, there are no good reason to be doing "it" with them.)
What I'm trying to say is.....those pictures are lame.
OK maybe that's where I'll leave it for right now.
and to enter Veronica's giveaway, just go to
www.veronicareeve.blogspot.com